Thursday 17 May 2012

snore


When we go over
to my grandad's
he falls asleep.

While he's asleep
he snores.

When he wakes up
he says,
'Did I snore?
did I snore?
did I snore?'

Everyone says, 'No,
you didn't snore.'

Why do we lie to him?

Michael Rosen.  An ingenious fellow.